avvocarlo:
“avvocarlo:
“that is fucked
”
I like to think about this without the existence of 50 first dates providing any sort of context
”
post-store:
“$17.99
”

woodrider:

sliversoakley3-deactivated20220:

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this is real btw and they put stuff like this on their sign all the time

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kazieka:

kazieka:

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

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mielnah-deactivated20220722:

we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

zebruh:

zebruh:

my nails are so long I keep chipping them HELP

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hey anon I have feelings for you

maykitz:

interesting how kindergarten kids naturally respect and adore blue collar workers to the point where toy garbage trucks, construction vehicles and the like are a common sight in childrens bedrooms, but only a couple years older they’ve already had that very thoroughly taught out of them. replaced by a worldview of arrogance towards the lowly, unaccomplished and uneducated who serve as living cautionary tales of what happens if youre too lazy or too stupid to study hard. some very unbiased educating at play to foster the next year of adults who see nothing wrong with the people performing the most vital tasks in a society being the ones who scrape by on starvation wages and backbreaking work hours

carryonmyfallencas:

emkaniff:

emkaniff:

yall: this celebrity did a bad thing

me: it be like that sometimes 

ok this post canceled due to recent events…I was talkin about some 26 year old pop star calling things “gay” in 2007 not a 50 year old hollywood producer who’s been actively pursuing 14 year old girls since 1976

a very important distinction. it’s one thing to fuck up, as all of us are apt to do, and it’s another thing entirely to be an abusive piece of shit with a history of sexual harassment.

spooky-catboy-angel:

funnygeppetto:

Day old chicks are so funny, they just fall asleep so easily

youll have to excuse them… it is very tiring to be small and tiny

velvetun:

feels so good to be 20 years old until u realize ur actually 23

wizardofgaysex:

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

alex–blue:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

Milk drunk


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Different day, still drunk.

To-day, too drunk


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I’m beginning to think he just simply doesn’t have any dignity.

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Drunk with family.

19 days drunk


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Also drunk beans


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Druuuunk. And only 20 days old. For shame.


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21 days old. That’s old enough to drink, right?


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Success! Dunk again!


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25 days old now.


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31 says old, drunk on a quarter cup of formula (60mls, an entire bottle).

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